In an Attorney’s office on nonsmoking:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
At an Optometrist's Office
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
"When you come to the fork in the road, take it." Yogi Berra
"You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living." Casey Stengel
"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans." Woody Allen
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific." Lily Tomlin
"Getting fired in nature's way of telling you that you had the wrong job in the first place." Hal Lancaster in WS Journal
On a Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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